Candidates for best song name ever

The weather is here, wish you were beautiful

— Song title by Jimmy Buffet.

I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Almost Like Having You Here

— Song title by Stephen Bishop.

She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft

— Song title by Jerry Reed.

When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies’ Room Will I Be Too Old to Care?

— Song title by Lewis Grizzard.

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.

–Unknown

I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling

— Unattributed song title.

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life

— Unattributed song title.

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